Oh Robert, you really don’t have to try and shag a fan. I’m sure she’ll just throw herself at you.
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
Anonymous asked: do u like have something with canadain?
I’m a canadian myself. eh?
Sunday May 27 @ 12:19amAnonymous asked: why were u so mean to justin beiber.
sorry wasn’t to be mean! I was just giving my personal opinion..
Sunday May 27 @ 12:18am
Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel
Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.
This is cute.
